The super crappy game is more like it. Bad game, gets a short review. That’s my philosophy.
This looks like one of those older fashioned DOS games. They have shading and rendering in them. The SNES may have a limited color palette, but this game pulls it off nicely. However, it ends there. Music is annoying. It’s bells and whistles (literally). It hurts my ears, IT HURTS! Sounds, remind me of the old WAV to PC Speaker driver for Windows 3.1.
This game is a bunch of mini-games, and nothing else. There are three characters, a frog, a dolphin and another taller frog. Wait, there’s a starfish, but he appears in one game. The frog bounces on platforms and performs stunts, the dolphin rides a unicycle, while bouncing, the starfish does… something, I lost the round with him before it began, and the taller frog runs like Sonic.
But wait, most of the controls are never used! Some games only use three buttons. I have to press A and B in alternations to get the character to run fast. Then I have to switch to another button to make him jump! One mini-game only uses the d-pad!
Oh bliss, oh crap, skip this game!
Yozuki’s Drive - 2.5
